Internetu e plin de oameni cu mult timp liber...Nu ca asta ar fi un lucru rau...
Daca stai pe youtube macar 10 minute probabil o sa ai ocazia sa razi sau macar sa schitezi un zambet...Pentru ca altii au avut mai mult de 10 minute libere si au pus de un clip inventiv.Ca asta.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Ce a facut omul cand s-a dat jos din copac...?
...Unii zic ca ar fi inceput sa vaneze...Altii zic ca a hibernat...Altii sunt de parere ca omul nu a coborat inca din copac si ca noi suntem niste extraterestri reptilieni care vor sa cucereasca lumea...Ma rog...Cine are 6 degete la o mana si straluceste noaptea sa ridice o copita va rog!
...Clipul de mai jos o sa va convinga ca omul cand a coborat din copac a inceput sa danseze...
Care are curaj sa danseze in public ca tipu din filmulet are tot respectu si compasiunea mea totodata si eventual o chiftea facuta de maicamea,desi nu cred ca veti supravietui experientei...
In fine,macar puteti sa o puneti in vitrina ca sa va laudati cu o roca vulcanica de toata frumusetea...
...Clipul de mai jos o sa va convinga ca omul cand a coborat din copac a inceput sa danseze...
Care are curaj sa danseze in public ca tipu din filmulet are tot respectu si compasiunea mea totodata si eventual o chiftea facuta de maicamea,desi nu cred ca veti supravietui experientei...
In fine,macar puteti sa o puneti in vitrina ca sa va laudati cu o roca vulcanica de toata frumusetea...
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Rezultate poll
So there you go...astea sunt rezultatele...Am redeschis si pollul despre cat de destepti sunt cititorii mei si de acum o sa ramana deschise pe termen nedefinit ca sa poata sa voteze toata lumea.So have fun! ;)
Duma zilei
Daca iti place sa pierzi timpul facand chestii inutile atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca dimineata te chinui sa te ridici din pat cand suna alarma atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca uneori in timpul zilei ai impresia ca te plictiseste totul atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca te-ai drogat vreodata cu doze mari de cafea ca sa stai treaz si sa vorbesti pe mess sau sa te joci trivia atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca te uiti la filme si asculti audiobooks pentru ca ti-e lene sa citesti atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca ai impresia ca nu-ti ajunge timpul sa faci tot ce vrei si ce iti place postul asta e pentru tine
Daca ti se pare ca esti o victima a societatii de azi atunci postul asta e tot pentru tine
Daca ti-ai petrecut copilaria uitandu-te la desene animate pe cartoon network netraduse pentru ca alea traduse erau de cacat atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca iti place berea buna si ieftina care se bea usor si te face sa te imbeti relativ repede atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca te-ai masturbat vreodata,si daca nu iti lipseste vreo parte anatomica esentiala sunt convins ca ai facut-o,atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca nu ai altceva mai bun de facut in momentul asta atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca aveai impresia ca o sa urmeze ceva misto dupa ce ai citit toate tampeniile de mai sus cu care sigur te poti identifica atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca pana acum nu te-ai prins ca nu e nimic interesant la postul asta in afara de clipul de mai jos,atunci postul asta nu e pentru tine.
Daca dimineata te chinui sa te ridici din pat cand suna alarma atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca uneori in timpul zilei ai impresia ca te plictiseste totul atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca te-ai drogat vreodata cu doze mari de cafea ca sa stai treaz si sa vorbesti pe mess sau sa te joci trivia atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca te uiti la filme si asculti audiobooks pentru ca ti-e lene sa citesti atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca ai impresia ca nu-ti ajunge timpul sa faci tot ce vrei si ce iti place postul asta e pentru tine
Daca ti se pare ca esti o victima a societatii de azi atunci postul asta e tot pentru tine
Daca ti-ai petrecut copilaria uitandu-te la desene animate pe cartoon network netraduse pentru ca alea traduse erau de cacat atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca iti place berea buna si ieftina care se bea usor si te face sa te imbeti relativ repede atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca te-ai masturbat vreodata,si daca nu iti lipseste vreo parte anatomica esentiala sunt convins ca ai facut-o,atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca nu ai altceva mai bun de facut in momentul asta atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca aveai impresia ca o sa urmeze ceva misto dupa ce ai citit toate tampeniile de mai sus cu care sigur te poti identifica atunci postul asta e pentru tine
Daca pana acum nu te-ai prins ca nu e nimic interesant la postul asta in afara de clipul de mai jos,atunci postul asta nu e pentru tine.
Friday, November 23, 2007
Decibelu zilei
Plain White Ts - Hey there Delilah
Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me
Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.
Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me
Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Taguiala moarte n-are
Am primit tag de la passive-agressive.Cica daca ma simt optimist sau cealalta chestie nasoala (we dare not speak it's name) adica pesimist :)
Pai nici una nici alta.La mine paharul nu e nici pe jumatate plin nici pe jumatate gol.Paharul este. :))
In general pot sa spun ca sunt realist.
Cand situatia e super atunci e super si aia e.Ma distrez,ma bucur de viata si ma straduiesc sa fie asa cat mai des pentru perioade cat mai lungi de timp.
Cand e de rahat ma vad nevoit sa recunosc ca ceva pute si ma indepartez.Si daca e la mine pe talpa il curat,merg mai departe si zic asta e,macar acum conform credintei populare am sanse mai mari sa castig la loto.Cu siguranta ca cineva chiar in momentul asta face un experiment stiintific in legatura cu probabilitatea de a castiga la loto dupa ce ai calcat in materie maronie.Cineva "realist" :))
O dau mai departe inapoi la Ice,in semn de bunavointa.Hai,la munca :p
Pai nici una nici alta.La mine paharul nu e nici pe jumatate plin nici pe jumatate gol.Paharul este. :))
In general pot sa spun ca sunt realist.
Cand situatia e super atunci e super si aia e.Ma distrez,ma bucur de viata si ma straduiesc sa fie asa cat mai des pentru perioade cat mai lungi de timp.
Cand e de rahat ma vad nevoit sa recunosc ca ceva pute si ma indepartez.Si daca e la mine pe talpa il curat,merg mai departe si zic asta e,macar acum conform credintei populare am sanse mai mari sa castig la loto.Cu siguranta ca cineva chiar in momentul asta face un experiment stiintific in legatura cu probabilitatea de a castiga la loto dupa ce ai calcat in materie maronie.Cineva "realist" :))
O dau mai departe inapoi la Ice,in semn de bunavointa.Hai,la munca :p
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Decibelu zilei
Hoobastank - Out of control
I've done everything as you say
I've followed your rules without question
I thought it would help me see things clearly
But instead of helping me to see
I look around and it's like I'm blinded
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control
Where should I go, what should I do
I don't understand what you want from me
'Cause I don't know if I can trust you
I don't unserstand what you want from me
I feel like I'm spinning out of control
I try to focus but everything's twisted
And all alone I thought you would be there
(thought you would be there)
So let me know that I'm not alone
But in fact, that's exactly what I want
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control
Where should I go, what should I do
I don't understand what you want from me
'Cause I don't know if I can trust you
All of the things you said to me
And I may never know the answer to this endless mystery...
Where should I go, what should I do
I don't understand what you want from me
I said a mystery... I said a mystery
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control (x7)
I'M SPINNIN' OUT OF CONTROL
Where should I go, what should I do
I don't understand what you want from me
'Cause I don't know if I can trust you
All of the things you said to me
And i may never know the answer to this endless mystery...
Where should I go, what should I do
I don't understand what you want from me
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control (x2)
I've done everything as you say
I've followed your rules without question
I thought it would help me see things clearly
But instead of helping me to see
I look around and it's like I'm blinded
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control
Where should I go, what should I do
I don't understand what you want from me
'Cause I don't know if I can trust you
I don't unserstand what you want from me
I feel like I'm spinning out of control
I try to focus but everything's twisted
And all alone I thought you would be there
(thought you would be there)
So let me know that I'm not alone
But in fact, that's exactly what I want
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control
Where should I go, what should I do
I don't understand what you want from me
'Cause I don't know if I can trust you
All of the things you said to me
And I may never know the answer to this endless mystery...
Where should I go, what should I do
I don't understand what you want from me
I said a mystery... I said a mystery
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control (x7)
I'M SPINNIN' OUT OF CONTROL
Where should I go, what should I do
I don't understand what you want from me
'Cause I don't know if I can trust you
All of the things you said to me
And i may never know the answer to this endless mystery...
Where should I go, what should I do
I don't understand what you want from me
I'm spinnin' out of control, out of control (x2)
Monday, November 12, 2007
Tag
Am primit tag de la Ice...Asa ca ma supun unui efort supraomenesc si postez desi mi-e tare tare lene...So here goes nothing...
1.Oamenii de care imi pasa cel mai mult:
Prietena,parintii,prietenii apropiati care ma inteleg si ma sustin in tot ce fac desi ne vedem foarte rar din cauza programului incarcat si cativa dintre colegi (va stiti voi care...or do you?)...
2.Sunt mandru de mine pentru ca:
Am facut un salt urias fata de cum eram inainte.Am ajuns de la zero la hero in vreo 6 luni si am invatat ca am de invatat de la toata lumea si ca toata lumea are ceva de invatat de la mine,asa ca trec permanent printr-un proces de evolutie extrem de accelerat.
Sunt mandru de mine pentru ca pot sa fac oamenii sa rada sau sa planga si pentru ca atunci cand imi pun in minte sa ating un obiectiv pulverizez tot ce imi sta in cale.Sunt mandru de mine pentru ca si altii sunt mandrii de mine.Sunt mandru de mine pentru ca sunt mandru de mine :)) O sa ajung in iad >:) Satan,here I come...You better turn on the air conditioning :P
3.Oameni pe care ii admir:
Oamenii bogati,si material si mental si sufleteste.Oamenii carismatici,oamenii sociabili,oamenii care au farmec,fler,simtul umorului.Campionii in orice domeniu.
4.Imi place mult sa:
Stau cu prietena si cu tovarasii,sa beau bere,sa ma uit la filme,sa citesc carti bune,sa ma joc pe calculator,sa scriu,sa desenez,sa ascult muzica,sa cant la chitara,sa fac trucuri de carti,sa port discutii lungi pe teme diverse,sa particip la dezbateri,sa cant la dus,sa ma trezesc tarziu,sa merg la cumparaturi,sa joc baschet,sa ma dau pe net,sa invat japoneza,sa ma plimb prin ploaie in timp ce lumea fuge la adapost,sa vad rasariturile de soare,sa vad si apusurile daca tot vad rasariturile,sa merg la munte,sa fac misto de oamenii care cauta mistoul,si multe alte chestii pentru care nu am timp nici sa le fac,daramite sa le enumar aici...
5.Imi doresc sa:
Devin somer si putred de bogat.Sa imi petrec timpul studiind doar lucrurile care imi plac mie si,in general,imi place sa fiu fericit,deci banuiesc ca asta imi doresc :)
6.Unul dintre cele mai bune lucruri facute de mine:
In termeni particulari,totul.In termeni generali,orice.In termeni de caterinca,dormitul e lucrul la care ma pricep cel mai bine,dar pe care il fac cel mai rar.
7.Mi-ar placea sa devin:
Managerul propriei afaceri care sa se extinda la nivel global dupa care sa fabric arme de distrugere in masa si sa instaurez un regim dictatorial in care toata lumea sa aiba menirea de a imi gasi sosetele dimineata.
8.Imi propun sa:
Imi propun sa nu-mi propun nimic.Momentan simt ca ma ia somnu,asa ca imi propun sa dorm bine.So help me god...
9.Prefer sa:
fac toate lucrurile pe care le-am enumerat la 4.
10.Stiu ca pot sa:
Exact.Stiu. :)
Gata.Asta a fost.Il dau mai departe catre Passive-Agressive.
Clip.
1.Oamenii de care imi pasa cel mai mult:
Prietena,parintii,prietenii apropiati care ma inteleg si ma sustin in tot ce fac desi ne vedem foarte rar din cauza programului incarcat si cativa dintre colegi (va stiti voi care...or do you?)...
2.Sunt mandru de mine pentru ca:
Am facut un salt urias fata de cum eram inainte.Am ajuns de la zero la hero in vreo 6 luni si am invatat ca am de invatat de la toata lumea si ca toata lumea are ceva de invatat de la mine,asa ca trec permanent printr-un proces de evolutie extrem de accelerat.
Sunt mandru de mine pentru ca pot sa fac oamenii sa rada sau sa planga si pentru ca atunci cand imi pun in minte sa ating un obiectiv pulverizez tot ce imi sta in cale.Sunt mandru de mine pentru ca si altii sunt mandrii de mine.Sunt mandru de mine pentru ca sunt mandru de mine :)) O sa ajung in iad >:) Satan,here I come...You better turn on the air conditioning :P
3.Oameni pe care ii admir:
Oamenii bogati,si material si mental si sufleteste.Oamenii carismatici,oamenii sociabili,oamenii care au farmec,fler,simtul umorului.Campionii in orice domeniu.
4.Imi place mult sa:
Stau cu prietena si cu tovarasii,sa beau bere,sa ma uit la filme,sa citesc carti bune,sa ma joc pe calculator,sa scriu,sa desenez,sa ascult muzica,sa cant la chitara,sa fac trucuri de carti,sa port discutii lungi pe teme diverse,sa particip la dezbateri,sa cant la dus,sa ma trezesc tarziu,sa merg la cumparaturi,sa joc baschet,sa ma dau pe net,sa invat japoneza,sa ma plimb prin ploaie in timp ce lumea fuge la adapost,sa vad rasariturile de soare,sa vad si apusurile daca tot vad rasariturile,sa merg la munte,sa fac misto de oamenii care cauta mistoul,si multe alte chestii pentru care nu am timp nici sa le fac,daramite sa le enumar aici...
5.Imi doresc sa:
Devin somer si putred de bogat.Sa imi petrec timpul studiind doar lucrurile care imi plac mie si,in general,imi place sa fiu fericit,deci banuiesc ca asta imi doresc :)
6.Unul dintre cele mai bune lucruri facute de mine:
In termeni particulari,totul.In termeni generali,orice.In termeni de caterinca,dormitul e lucrul la care ma pricep cel mai bine,dar pe care il fac cel mai rar.
7.Mi-ar placea sa devin:
Managerul propriei afaceri care sa se extinda la nivel global dupa care sa fabric arme de distrugere in masa si sa instaurez un regim dictatorial in care toata lumea sa aiba menirea de a imi gasi sosetele dimineata.
8.Imi propun sa:
Imi propun sa nu-mi propun nimic.Momentan simt ca ma ia somnu,asa ca imi propun sa dorm bine.So help me god...
9.Prefer sa:
fac toate lucrurile pe care le-am enumerat la 4.
10.Stiu ca pot sa:
Exact.Stiu. :)
Gata.Asta a fost.Il dau mai departe catre Passive-Agressive.
Clip.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Decibelu zilei
Robbie Williams - Come undone (live)
So unimpressed but so in awe
Such a saint but such a whore
So self aware so full of shit
So indecisive so adamant
I'm contemplating thinking about thinking
It's overrated just get another drink and
Watch me come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone)
I pray when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
(come undone)
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum, and I'm your son,
I come undone
I come undone
So rock and roll, so corporate suit
So damn ugly, so damn cute
So well-trained, so animal
So need your love, so fuck you all
I'm not scared of dying
I just don't want to
If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you
I come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone)
I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
(come undone)
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum, and I'm your son,
I come undone
So write another ballad
Mix it on a Wednesday
Sell it on a Thursday
Buy a yacht by Saturday
It's a love song
A love song
Do another interview
Sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs
We sing love songs
So sincere
(come undone)
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone)
I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
(come undone)
The young pretend you're in the clouds above the sea
I come undone, I am scum, love your son
You've gotta love your son
You've gotta love your son
Love your son, I am scum
I am scum
I am scum
I am scum
So unimpressed but so in awe
Such a saint but such a whore
So self aware so full of shit
So indecisive so adamant
I'm contemplating thinking about thinking
It's overrated just get another drink and
Watch me come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone)
I pray when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
(come undone)
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum, and I'm your son,
I come undone
I come undone
So rock and roll, so corporate suit
So damn ugly, so damn cute
So well-trained, so animal
So need your love, so fuck you all
I'm not scared of dying
I just don't want to
If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you
I come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone)
I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
(come undone)
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum, and I'm your son,
I come undone
So write another ballad
Mix it on a Wednesday
Sell it on a Thursday
Buy a yacht by Saturday
It's a love song
A love song
Do another interview
Sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs
We sing love songs
So sincere
(come undone)
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone)
I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
(come undone)
The young pretend you're in the clouds above the sea
I come undone, I am scum, love your son
You've gotta love your son
You've gotta love your son
Love your son, I am scum
I am scum
I am scum
I am scum
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